realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

iguanamouth:

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manticoreimaginary:

"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic.

Stars are not small or gentle.
They are writhing and dying and burning.
They are not here to be pretty.
I am trying to learn from them.
-Caitlyn Siehl, “Sky Poem” (via chocolatefrogs)

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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taylor-sea: The progression of video games in a few decades.

why I shouldn’t play with my food…

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

#FHADUPGFEVKFDHYB GIFKMFGRJVIOFDGGFDA

crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

I am the voice of Never Never Land
Notte Themes     ☾